Some of my most endearing qualities? I thought you’d never ask:

• All organic, free range, sustainably raised PNW boy

• A nonfiction addiction

• A deep, borderline romantic relationship with clothing (Ask me about pants from Japan, I dare you)

• A sarcasm setting stuck on 11

• Still on a 29+ year side quest to catch 'em all. Quitting isn’t in my DNA

• I take my work seriously, not myself

• Certified gym bro. Because lifting weights is cheaper than therapy

• Cooking is my love language. Eating is my actual love

If you made it this far, either we’re soulmates, or you’re procrastinating. Only one way to find out.

If you’re ready to make something weird and wonderful, drop me a line.

brendanscottmarkowski@gmail.com